the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
be right there i have to get my cape
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
