Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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