Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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