...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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