i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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