We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We just shotgunned beers for America
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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