# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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