well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I wish there were birth control emojis
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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