..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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