Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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