His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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