You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Fuck appropriateness.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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