Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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