You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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