between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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