all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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