doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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