Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
