Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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