The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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