2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i out mim tonsoeep
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