So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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