there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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