I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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I need you to use more vowels.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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