so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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