my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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