do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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