her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I wish i was in the wii world.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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