East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
false alarm, still single
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