his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
