that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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