I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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