In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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