the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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