I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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