Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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