PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Come on in and take your pants off
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