i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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