im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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