Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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