i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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