google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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