yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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