He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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