Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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