Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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