But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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