I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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