so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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