I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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