bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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