Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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