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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome

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(517): View more from Michigan

Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I cut my penus on the lid.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

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(516): View more from New York

i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.

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(801): View more from Utah

i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?

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(248): View more from Michigan

I slept with him to see his dog one last time

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(425): View more from Washington

When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him

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(817): View more from Texas

Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.

(682): View more from Texas

This is why I keep you in my life.

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