thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Your penis caused this!
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